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Not-back to school humor!

I came across some great homeschooling jokes today. Check them out, I'm still laughing. I'm torn between #2 and #5 below! :)

Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! No School Today?"

10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.

9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!

8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.

7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)

6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then, don't you?

5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek!

4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)

3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!

2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!

And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?"

1. "What? No Bingo today?"


Those are so funny but you are definitely right- #2 and #5 are the best. Oh to have the nerve to respond with #5 and keep a straight face! Love it! Thanks for sharing! :)
Brian Vinson said…
#5 is the best, but #8 is pretty good! Thanks for the laugh. We daily shake our heads at the 25-1 ratio in the class Jonathan would be in...
Anonymous said…
I have to vote for #5 too!
LivinOurDash said…
These are great! The other day my son went out to talk to someone our neighbor had hired to cut his hay. He asked my son "Ditching school today?" and my son just answered "Yes!" and left it at that!